CritiqueCV
$10 one-time · No account needed

Your resume is getting you ignored.
Let's fix that.

Upload or paste your resume. Get a brutal AI roast, a full rewrite, and 3 job matches — all for $10. No account. No subscription. Just results.

Roast My Resume

$10 · One-time · No account required

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Paste or upload your resume

No account needed. We'll roast it, rewrite it, and find you 3 matching jobs.

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Roast My Resume — $10

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What you get

From cringe to callback in four steps

No consultants, no week-long edits. Paste, roast, rewrite, apply — all powered by AI tuned for what actually gets you interviews.

Start the roast
  1. 1

    Drop in your resume

    Paste your resume or upload a PDF/DOCX. No formatting cleanup, no forms — just your raw experience.

  2. 2

    Get the honest roast

    Our AI tears into the fluff: weak verbs, missing numbers, and lines a recruiter skims past in 6 seconds.

  3. 3

    Get it rewritten

    Every flagged line comes back rewritten — punchy, quantified, and ready to paste straight in.

  4. 4

    Find matching jobs

    With a stronger resume, we surface 3 live openings where your profile is an actual fit.

The roast that doubles as a rewrite

CritiqueCV scans every bullet for vague claims, missing metrics, and tired phrasing — then rewrites them into sharp, quantified lines a recruiter can't skim past. You see the before, the why, and the fix, side by side.

  • Line-by-line feedback
  • Instant AI rewrites
  • ATS keyword checks
  • Tone & impact scoring

3 job matches

A stronger resume surfaces live openings where you're a real fit — not a thousand long shots.

Your data stays private

We don't sell your data or share your resume anywhere. Analyzed, improved, and kept private.

Pricing

One price. Everything included.

No subscriptions. No tiers. No free-then-pay-more games.

$10

one-time payment

  • Full AI resume roast — line by line
  • Complete AI rewrite of your resume
  • 3 curated job matches based on your new resume
  • No account or sign-up required
  • Results delivered instantly after payment
Get started

Questions before you get roasted

The honest answers, just like the feedback.

Your resume is costing you interviews

Find out exactly why — then let CritiqueCV rewrite it into something recruiters can't ignore. $10. No account. 60 seconds.

Roast my resume